Twit

Can anyone really explain to me the popularity and the reason for Twitter? I'm sorry, but I have yet to grasp the concept. 140 characters to tell me what you're having for lunch? Unless I'm going with you, I don't care. Why do I need to know you're on your way to wash your car or your cat isn't feeling well? I didn't care to know this stuff instantly two years ago, before the Twitter explosion, and I don't care now.

I might give a little break to celebrities. After we got to look into their lives with the advent of reality TV, we were hooked. Am I interested if Kim Kardashian is on her way to a photo shoot for GQ? Not really, but I can see where people would wanna feel like they're a part of that. Now if Coco is sending out pics of her squat portion of her workout (in high heels none-the-less), I'm down. Keep fightin' the good fight, Coco.

Your friends may not tell you this to be nice, but I'll say it right here: Facebook is NOT Twitter! If you post a status update more than three times a day regularly, you have a problem and guess what, your friends hate you and have probably hidden you by now.

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