The University of Texas Needs it's Diaper Changed

Ok, now I’m just fucking sick and tired of it.  Sick and tired of all these UT fans bragging how they “saved” the Big XII and how the rest of us need to be thanking them and worshipping the burnt orange ground that we all live on.  Get the fuck over yourselves.  Lemme let you in on a little secret: You only matter during football season.  Nobody cares the rest of the year, even your own "fans".  Most of y’all are sidewalk alums anyway, so you need to shut up the most.

You know what you are, UT?  You’re the big fucking spoiled fat kid who crosses his arms and pouts any time he doesn’t get his way.  You’re the kid who cries in a restaurant ‘cause they won’t put extra chocolate sprinkles on your chicken fried steak.  You’re the rich kid who threatens to take his ball and bat and go home if he doesn’t get to pitch even though you suck.

We all know that UT is one of the most powerful schools in the country with one of the best athletic programs.  Does that give you the right to threaten to change the face of college athletics?  No.  One team should not be bigger than the conference or have the power to dissolve it.

Congrats UT.  You are Wal-Mart.  You are now officially “big business”.  You are greed.  You are the New York Yankees.  Next time you decide to stick out your lip, stomp your feet and pout like a little whiny bitch, just leave.  Instead of playing bully and holding the conference hostage, just leave.  The Big XII might dissolve, but the rest of us will get along just fine without you. 

Rock Chalk and long live the Big XII, with or without UT.